I know I've neglected all of you wonderful readers (all three of you) but there are time when I just can't find the time to blog. Things get busy and blogging lands in the last row of seats in the SUV of life.

Alright! Enough! Stop giving me those dirty looks! I'll tell you the truth.

My name's Kristi and I'm a MySpace-a-holic.

There are these new applications (read "games") that have been great to play. You have to do a lot of different things including seeking out strangers to be your friend on MySpace. I'm not sure how many pedophiles are now deeply entrenched into the MySpace pages of minors but I'm sure it's a lot. The odds are that I have one too.

Before you start thinking that MySpace was the only thing I did this weekend, I did do other things. I had a pig roast to go to Saturday night without my husband. I did not, however have any of the actual pig. I walked up to the cook/host to say hello just as he was cleaning the meat off of the skull! YUCK! It's going to take a lot more than that to turn me permanently vegetarian but it did the trick for the evening! Before the eating began, there was a big storm followed by a rainbow.



When I got home that evening, my husband and I decided to do some Karaoke at the Stonewall bar.



It's a hole-in-the-wall by the tracks. Not the best bar in town but the beer is cheap and cold and the service is fast. We were only there a few minutes before we found out that the Obama Boys were in the house! The Obama Boys are the two guys that are heading up the Obama Office here in Winchester. It the first time EVER that a Presidential Candidate has opened an office here. It's all pretty exciting.

Here's Jason.



And here's me and Brian.



My husband wouldn't let me take his picture.

Anyway, we ALL sang. Some of us did better than others. We were invited back many times during the evening despite my husband's singing. I was invited to come back for the next Karaoke contest. The owner even said I should go on American Idol. That was a double compliment for me. First, that he thought I could sing well enough to do Idol and second, that he thought I was young enough to do Idol. That was nice. We didn't get home until 2am.

Since we didn't get home until 2am, you can guess that we were feeling REALLY horrible Sunday. Poor Mike had to go to Rockville. I got to stay home and DO MYSPACE!!

How was your weekend?

It's Wednesday again and time for the best summer show EVER...So You Think You Can Dance!

Before I start my blog I have to talk about something new happening over at MySpace. MySpace recently started adding applications. Which are basically games that you can play with your friends online. Well, a friend of mine sent me on invite for a game called Mobsters on Sunday. Now, I'm addicted! I have installed all games that are similar and I've been trolling MySpace for new "friends" to play with. In the past day or two, I have added 41 friends. I only had about twice that to begin with. If your on MySpace and want to play with me, click here and add me as a friend (put "Mobster" in the request field). I love it!

On with the show!

I don't think Cat looks preggers tonight, that's a good thing.

Toni is working the AARP Female Singer Circuit these days. She's working with Bette Midler and Tina Turner. Maybe I'll see her in Vegas when I'm there. I'm not going to Bette but I am going to Cher!! Eat your hearts out!

Since my blog has a new look, I'm going with a new format. I'm still going to have the same info just not so structured. That took a long time and the bold text became a pain in the ass.

First up tonight is Will and he picked Courtney. They are doing Hip Hop and Samba. The Samba is by Jean-Marc and has a ton of hip action. The song is I Fell In Love With The DJ by Che' Nelle (I think). Watch out! The lightening is going to strike me down when I say this. I actually liked it! I liked it a lot! I even liked Will. I don't think I'm going to vote for him but I didn't hate him. Maybe I just really, really like Courney and some of it rubbed off. Either way, it was good and fun and i liked it! Also, was that dance longer or was it just me? Nigel loved it. Mary makes some bad reference to "Punked" but she liked them and then proceeds to get to technical for the normal person. Toni liked it so much she didn't take notes!

All the dancers seem to be doing this number 4 gang sign thing tonight. I don't know what the hell is up with that. There is a lot of filler tonight...a lot!

Comfort is up with her solo but there is more filler before the dancing. since I want to get back to those damn MySpace games asap, I think I might fast forward through the rest of the pre-solo interviews.

Comfort is dancing to I Got This Down by Simian Mobile Disco. She skipped around a lot and pulled up her pants. She should have gone home last week.
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Twitch got paired with Katee this week and they are doing Contemporary and Broadway. Hey! They knew each other before the show. Mia is doing the Contemporary. They are dancing to Mercy by Duffy. Twitch starts the thing with a cigarette in his mouth. Since I am an ex-smoker, I think that was a HORRIBLE thing for Mia to do. Smoking is a hard habit to break and we don't need people portraying it as something cool to do. I wonder how many kids are going to pick up a cig tomorrow just because Twitch had one in his mouth. OMG! Did you see that full frontal, open-mouthed kiss at the beginning? That was bold. I liked it and could see the story. I'm still very unhappy about the cigarette and that puts them below Will and Courtney so far. Nigel calls the performance outstanding! Mary does a horrible knock-knock joke this time. She calls it fun and she loved it. Toni calls Mia the reining Queen of Contemporary dance and says wow!

Will was inspired by the movie Dirty Dancing. Okay, I'm liking this guy this week. I could have done without the mini commercial for the Debbie Allen Dance Academy. I wonder how Cedric is doing there and if he ever went. Will is dancing to Get Up Offa That Thing by James Brown and even dressed up like James. I liked it. It was entertaining but Comfort seemed to have more time. Either that or she was so boring that it just seemed really long.
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Mark is stuck with Comfort this week so I guess he will be going home tomorrow. Boo!! They go Foxtrot and Hip Hop. NappyTabs is doing the Hip Hop. They are dancing to Party People by Fergie. That was certainly better than the crappy two-step from last week. There was this awesome flip thing where Comfort did a somersault, Mark grabbed her legs and flip her complete over his head and down his back. Unfortunately, I don't think it's enough to keep them safe. The competition is tough now and good ain't god enough anymore. Nigel liked them both and also loved the flip thing. Mary says they did a great job and thinks Mark nailed it. Toni takes classes from NappyTabs! I forgot to say that Toni looks pretty good but all I can think of is "Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!" I wonder how much money she made off of that and if she is still getting money.

Katee is dancing to Taking Chances by Celine Dion. There are some bad storms in my area tonight and that was totally messed up because of it. I can't tell you how it was.
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Joshua and Chelsie are together and dancing the Argentine Tango and Disco. Dmitry in doing the Tango!!! They are dancing to A Los Amigos from Forever Tango. Lots of props tonight. That was fun. I thought they did a really good job with it. Chelsie is awesome and I can't take my eyes off of her when she dances. I had to force myself to look at Joshua. Nigel found it enjoyable. Mary blabs too much for me. Toni is pulling out some new word tonight. She calls this Tango "Street" and says they did it well.

Mark is dancing his solo to Creator by Santogold. That was enjoyable. I like him because he's quirky!
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Will and Courtney are doing Slow Hip Hop to Like You'll Never See Me Again by Alicia Keyes. I had high hopes for this dance. It had a great story but I don't think it delivered. Put it to you this way, I'm not crying and I should be. The very end had the most emotion for me when it was Courtney looking at the pictures but I think that was too little too late. Nigel felt the emotion. Mary is an ass. Toni took a page out of Mary's book and babbled on too much for me.

Chelsie had some Jon Bennet moments while she was growing up. She is dancing her solo to Damaged by Danity Kane. She rocks at ballroom. It's her birthday today!
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Twitch and Katee are doing Broadway by Tyce. I expect a lot of Jazz Hands. The song is Sweet Georgia Brown from Bubbling Brown Sugar. That was pretty good but it was typical Tyce. I am so bored with his stuff. Nigel says that Twitch rises to every challenge and there isn't one routine that Katee has done that he hasn't loved. Mary calls it terrific. Toni thinks Twitch brings reality to the dance.

Joshua is dancing to Shawty Get Loose by Lil Mama. That was the best solo of the night. I think he could win it all. He has my votes!
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Courtney is dancing to Where I Stood by Missy Higgins. She was the best girl of the night!
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Twitch is dancing to Go To Work by Kay L. That was pretty good but I still like Joshua better.
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Comfort and Mark got stuck with the Foxtrot. Comfort should do well with that...NOT! They are dancing to Lady Luck by The Brian Selzer Orchestra. I think Rami from Season 4 of Project Runway designed Comfort's outfit. It was a little drappy. Yeah, that wasn't very good for the final eight. Nigel says they lost the chemistry and didn't like it. Mary didn't like it either and slams them for their holds. Toni says the dance is hard and that their hip hop was fabulous.

Joshua and Chelsie are doing a Disco!!! I love Disco. The song is Everlasting Love by Gloria Estefan. That wasn't the best Disco I've seen but it made me smile! Nigel says the lifts were fantastic. Mary calls it amazing and says they were dancing full-tilt. Toni says they pulled together the spirit of Disco from the clubs.

Here's how I rank the dances:
Will and Courtney - Samba (Can you believe I have Will in number one place!!!)
Joshua and Chelsie - Tango
Joshua and Chelsie - Disco
Twitch and Katee - Contemporary (would have been much higher if it wasn't for the cig)
Will and Courtney - Slow Hip Hop
Mark and Comfort - Hip Hop
Mark and Comfort - Foxtrot

I'm putting my points on Mark and Comfort to go home.

Who are your picks?

What do people think?!?

I was checking my myspace account. Yes, I have a myspace account and I actually pimped it out the other day - check it! I needed an account there to view some pictures one of my friends posted there. If it wasn't for Bryan, I STILL wouldn't have an account.

Where was I? Oh Yeah! Myspace! Well, I was checking to see if I had any new friends yet (kind of like watching paint dry) and I saw a bulletin posted my one of my "friends" that was titles "61 questions"! Who in the hell has time to answer 61 questions?!? I find 10 is too much and 5 is, at the very least, annoying but 61!! She needs something more to do! Like blogging about stupid quizzes people post and email.

Here are some of the questions and my thoughts:

1. How tall are you? Who the hell cares! The people that know me in real life know how tall I am and my Internet friends think that I'm the size of my bio pic, about 1 inch tall.

2. Do you own a gun? Okay, this one is a little scary for only the second question.

3. Rehab? Again, a little scary and like I would tell anyone if I was in rehab, please!

4. Have you ever killed an animal? What the hell kind of quiz is this, guns, rehab, and now killing animals! Are we looking for a serial killer?!?

5 - 10 are BORING!! Well, more boring then the rest, so far.

11. Have you ever done ecstasy? Another drug question

12. Have you been shot? Another gun question

13. Really dumb question

14. Do you like painkillers? Okay, is this a high school experiment for a science fair project? What's with these questions.

15. Boring

16. Do you own a knife? Can you imagine Jeffery Dahmer's answers to these questions?!? "I have a number of knifes that I use for cutting up various "things" but I really love the good old stand by, my butcher knife. Does the job every time." How creepy is that?!?

17. Boring A.D.D. question

18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? Now I know someone is trying to profile someone. This is how my "friend" answered this one: "pain is weakness leaving the body an yessss i do" Okaaaay! (*put the mouse down and walk away, quickly*)

The rest are normal questions about music, clothes, love, hate, etc. - zzzzzzzzzzz

These quiz thingys are a blight on society and should me wiped out at every turn! I wish!!

What are some weird quiz questions you've come across?

Oh! Almost forgot!! Please welcome Eva the deadbeat to the Rollcall! I caught some of her stuff on You Tube and she is GREAT!!! I still tell people about the Brangelina fight!