The longest hour of television is about to start! The only thing I'm looking forward to is LADY GAGA!!!!

This has got to be the WORST lip-synching group performance EVER! It's ridiculous! OMG! Do the producers really think we're buying this? I am so done with this season.

Another stellar theme next week: Songs from the Cinema. I can't wait.

The behind the scene look is kinda neat. I like the fake judges.

After much babbling by Ryan and the contestants, we get to results. Lee is told to go to the center of the stage to get his recap along with more questions. I really need to drink on results night. Are there any drinking games out there? If I drink every time Ryan asks a stupid question, I'd be on the floor by the first commercial break.

After the voting, Lee is safe.

I love Lady Gaga and would LOVE to see her in concert. I'd imagine that I'd never see anything like it again in my life. I'm glad she does TV shows so that the majority of us that can't see her live get a little taste. Alejandro is not my favorite song by her but it's got a good beat. For those of you thinking that this was the first time two guys danced together on Fox, you would be wrong. There are been a couple of same sex couples on So You Think You Can Dance.

I know I mentioned it last night but Harry is hot!!

Not my type of music but he's still hot.

Another group sing. What did we do to deserve this?

Sorry, I fell asleep there for a minute. Did I miss anything? No? I didn't think so.

Crystal gets her recap and is sent to the piano.

Big Mike gets his recap and is sent to the near side of the stage.

Aaron gets his recap and joins Big Mike.

Casey get his recap and joins Crystal.

DAMN! They're trying to pull a George on Lee but he's not having any of it.

Mike and Aaron are in the bottom two which means Crystal and Casey are safe! WOW! I really thought that Casey was going home after that egg he laid.

We're back and it's Aaron taking a dive!

How many more weeks do we have of this?

It's the night that send one more hopeful packing but who is it going to be?

Matt - R&B guy that wants to be a rocker...I think
Lil - cute kids but picks the wrong songs
Scott - Piano Man with limited vocal ability
Danny - gravelly voice with multi-colored specs
Anoop - Bad guy wanna be but should stick to ballads
Adam - the glam rocker with a hairstyle for every occasion and a voice that can hit any note
Kris - guitar boy turned piano man
Allison - little rocker girl that has bad taste in clothes
or
Megan - that one that most of America hates but that Vote For The Wost has been keeping in

I hope to everything that is pure and good in this world that it will be Megan.

What about you?

On with the show!!!

Alexis Grace is in the audience wondering what the hell happened.

Ryan tells us that 36 million votes came in.

I got a little bit of a late start so I'll be skipping the recap and the useless talking to the judges.

Straight to the Ford "commercial". It's some kind of weird mash-up thing.

All the kids are holding mics. Are they going to actually sing?? OMG!! For a second there, I thought they were but nope. Same old lip-syncing. Adam's looking pretty good tonight! I still don't like Lil's new hair. Danny's pretty good at lip-syncing.

Results time!

Ryan chats with the kids some more and we get to see the "typical Idol week". Fast Forward.

Danny just made fun of Matt very badly. Then Anoop does Kris complete with the sideways jaw. Allison's impression of Danny is AWESOME!!!

Megan is asked to stand along with Matt and Kris. This seems to be group one.

Adam is asked to stand along with Lil and Allison. This is the center group. Does that mean that Allison is safe?!?!?

Scott, Danny, and Anoop make up the third group.

Unless Ryan moves people around, I'm guessing that Megan's group is in the bottom. But, I think Ryan will move people after the break.

David Cook's record performance is next. I hear he has taken a few shows off for personal reasons. I hope his brother is okay. He still sounds great!!! Go Cookie!!!!

We're back! Ryan is starting with Kris. After the recap, he is safe and headed back to the couches. Matt is next and in the bottom three...again...WAIT! Ryan pulls a fast one and send Matt to the couches. Megan is up next and takes the first silver seat of doom. Megan says "I love you, Simon, but I don't care." She does a horrible bird dance over to her stool.

Ryan move to Adam's group. Lil is safe. Allison's turn. Oh Boy! She is in the bottom three. Damn! Adam, of course, is SAFE!!!!!!

Ryan starts with Danny who is safe. It's down to Anoop and Scott. After Ryan's yakking, it's Anoop in the bottom three. HEY! Jason Castro is sitting next to Alexis! Ryan walks Scott over toward the couches and points to the couch and tells him to have a seat before Scott gets there. Ryan, you're too funny!

Lady Gaga is up next. I like this song but only because I like playing poker. WTF is this?? She has a zipper on her eye. I will have to say that it was very different and entertaining. That was insane. Maybe I'm just getting too old. I think I'm going to have to watch that again later.

Simon says only one of the bottom three is worth saving. I hoping that is Allison.

I've caught up to real time now. So now I have to watch commercials. I love the commercial for Observe and Report when his mom falls off the chair and rolls on the floor. That movie is now being advertised in my Guitar Hero World Tour game.

We're back. Ryan sends Allison back to the couches!! Whew!!!! Thanks goodness!

Megan is gone!!!!!!!

Simon tells her before she sings that they are not saving her.

We get to hear her again...and see her dancing.

Goodbye Megan, you will not be missed.