...But if you watched last night's show, you know that the kids tried their hardest to kill it! Okay, I guess it wasn't all that bad. Do you think there will be a group sing tonight since it's not so much "group" anymore?

My keyboard work last night didn't pay off as much as I would have liked it to. I have to rethink and try again this weekend. Or just give up and get a new one. George Bush would like that. I want to use my money for Vegas not for a new computer. Good thing I don't make money using this thing. Every key seems to be working fine except for the "o" it doesn't always register. I find myself going back over each sentence and adding in the O's. So if something looks funny and is hard to read, try adding an "o"! I should have gotten the extra insurance. I'll remember that for next time.

It's 9:34 EST so I think I'll have enough recorded on Tivo so I don't have to sit through the stupid phone calls. Let's get this party started!

Ryan tells us they got 51 million votes! Does Paula have a hot date after the show?

Group sing!!! I'm going to miss Jason and his dance moves!

Judge Judy in the house!

Carly in the house.

Results part one:
David A. - PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, STOP TALKING TO HIM! safe

They went to Vegas to see "Love" just in case you didn't know that. I want to see that show when we go there in September. Either that, Cher, or Donnie and Marie!

Results part two:
David Cook - safe

That means Syesha and Jason are the last ones standing. Since there is still over 30 minutes left in the show, it also means that we have to wait to find out who is going home. Ryan had Jason fooled with his tease. That was funny. I'm REALLY going to miss Jason.

The Ford commercial had the kids bull fighting with a Ford Mustang. The guys had some tight pants on but you still couldn't tell the men from the boys...darn! Don't tell me you didn't try to look! I'm not buying that! Ryan even looked.

Phone calls.

Maroon 5. Was that odd or was it just me? I'm not a fan.

Bo Bice. Wow! His hair got longer. I'm glad they had him on. I forgot that I voted for him for a reason. I'll be downloading that song tomorrow.

The person going home for good is...Jason. I got 20 points tonight! Along with everyone else.

We'll miss you, you goofy stoner man!! Good Luck!

Final Jason quote: "There's three songs next week. I don't know what I would have done."

I'm letting my Tivo run for a while. Last week I caught up to real time and had to watch commercials! That WILL NOT happen again. I'll start blogging at about 8:30 Eastern if you want to check back.

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I'm back! It's time to start my Tivo because this is Wednesday night and it's time for someone to say so long!

Ryan tells us that they got 38 million votes last night. Ryan kissed Simon on the head! (Get your mind out of the gutter! They wouldn't show THAT on national TV.) Why they hell did he do that?

The group sing is kinda boring but better than last week. The only reason I say that is because I remember my nose being all crinkled up at the end of the group sing last week like I had just smelled something bad. This week I was just yawning.

The Idol tour dates have been set. Unless they team up with So You Think You Can Dance, I'm not going.

Recap from last night - Fast Forward

Ryan is interviewing ALW. This is boring. Fast Forward. Wait! I have to go back. I think they're talking about Brooke's goof. Yep! ALW makes fun of Paula and says that Brooke was flawless during rehearsals. Too bad we didn't see that. ALW is pretty entertaining. Song title for Simon and Paula: "How can I miss you if you won't go away"

The Ford commercial was pretty entertaining tonight. I especially loved the way they had Jason dressed up. He REALLY looked like John Travolta in Battlefield Earth! Note to self: watch that again. It's been too many cycles since the last viewing.

BTW - Fantasia is going to be the Grand Marshall for this year's Apple Blossom Festival! I can't believe they got someone from this decade. Last year it was Wayne Newton. If any of you live near Winchester and want to come out for the festival, let me know. I have some seats for the parades still available. It's not this weekend but next weekend. Here's their website.

Bush - fast forward

Round one eliminations: (Bottom two only)
The Davids, at the same time - How long is Ryan going to talk to them?!?! Damn! - safe
They flashed on the audience and had the caption: David's Family and Friends. Which David you dorks?!?

More filler - Fast Forward

Leona Lewis - Fast Forward - She sucks BTW. Wow! She got real flames!

Round two eliminations:
Brooke and Syesha - Brooke is safe and Syesha is in the bottom two

At this point, the filler is so huge that I no longer care why Brooke did what she did. I just want them to shut up.

Round three eliminations:
Carly and Jason - My guess is that Jason is in the bottom two. I'm wrong! It's Carly joining Syesha on the stools of death!

Carly and Syesha both get to sing. I like Carly better than Syesha but not by much. Carly sounded better tonight. Syesha sounds bad tonight. She was better last night.

Carly is going home!!!! WHAT?!?!?! How the hell did that happen? I don't know what to think.

What do you think about it?

Damn! I didn't get any points this week!!

Looking forward to Neil Diamond!

Greetings kind and gentle blog readers! Welcome all you newbies and thanks for stopping by. I had over 250 new visitors today!! I don't think they stayed very long but at least they stopped by.

Tonight, we celebrate someone home and my money (and half my points) are on Carly. I was too chicken to put all my eggs in one basket so I put 10 on Brooke too. I'm tired of thinking that Syesha is going to leave but she will be in my bottom three until that glorious day!

As usually, I'm doing this semi-live. I've let my Tivo do a little warm up without me so I don't have to sit through those gaud awful phone calls. I also don't want to sit through Mariah. One bright note, Elliott will be on the show tonight. I feel bad for him because his mom died. I hope he is doing better. I've haven't lost a parent yet but I've lost grandparents and it still hurts.

Anywho, on to more happy things like the death of someone's dreams!

Ryan outlines the evening: Mariah, Elliott, phone calls (YUCK), and elimination...but first, the judges. What are their names again, I seem to have forgotten since last night. I really think that you have to have lived in a cave in the desert for the past seven year to NOT know the judges on this show.

Group sing!! Just a few thoughts: not enough goofy dance moves for Jason, Carly's shirt need to be burned, the hairstylists were asleep at the wheel tonight (poor Carly, Kristy, and Syesha), it fell COMPLETELY apart at the middle, and it should never be watched again.

Tuesday's highlights, fast forward.

Round one eliminations:
Jason - left group
(Quote: "I haven't been to the beach much and I really like it." He is so goofy, I love him!)
David Cook - right group ??
Carly - left group
Kristi - right group (she called Simon a butt!)

Ford commercial, boring.

Elliott Yamin in the house!!!!!!!

I don't know about you but I thought that was fantastic! Half way through I thought about his mom and how proud she was of him and I started to tear up. Then Elliott show his hand with "We miss you mom" on it and I shed a few tears. Can I vote for him?

Round two eliminations:
Syesha - left group
Brooke - right group

I was right! They are going to "George" David A.!

My guess is that the left group is the bottom three.

Phone calls, fast forward.

Mariah Carey, fast forward.

Round three eliminations:
David A. is safe.
Ryan switches David Cook and Syesha and THEN asks David A. to join the safe group. He got the memo and sits down on the stage. David Cook joins David A. and the floor. Crap! Carly is safe!!!! Son of a biscuit eater!!

Kristi, Brooke, Syesha are the bottom three and Syesha is sent back to safety. Well, it looks like Brooke is out of here. NO! Son of a crap head! Kristi Lee Cook is going home. I guess people were mad that she stayed over Michael Johns last week.

I think I got a few points with the bonus questions in the office pool and not the big points.

Oh well!

It's okay the Kristi left. At this point, it's just a waiting game until the dueling David's finale.

Is it okay with you?