I wasn't going to live blog right away but after that horrendous opening, how could I not?!?! It was a mash-up between a Clash of the Titans trailer and Idol recap with Simon made to be the kraken. First of all, that much cross promotion just turns viewers off and secondly, who is going to see the remake of that movie anyway? The original is the best and always will be. YUCK!!!

Well, all the kids are on the couches already so it looks like we will not be getting our group sing. Why do I continue to watch this show?

I'm skipping Reuben. I didn't start watching Idol until season three and only really care about Kelly from season one and no one from season two.

I'm skipping the Ford commercial too.

Let's get going already! Mike has a pink rattail for tonight. Crystal stopped playing the piano because the guitar was easier to carry around. Andrew's mom is in the audience. OMG! More Clash of the Titans. Give me a break.

Lee stands, is given his recap, answers questions from Ryan, and told to sit down because he is safe.

Casey is next. Recap, questions, safe.

Aaron is next. Recap, questions, Ryan and Simon banter, safe.

Siobhan and Katie stand together. Recap and questions for Siobhan. Recap and questions for Katie. Siobhan is safe. Katie is in the bottom three.

Woo hoo! I got one so far.

That little girl boy, Justin Beiber is in the audience. I'm excited. Can't you tell?

OMG! It's Usher singing OMG. Well, I don't think he's lip-syncing. Is it just me or or those dance moves a little corny? I'm just stunned. This might be on the same level with the horrible Ke$ha performance from a couple of weeks ago. When is Idol going to get a mentor that can actually sing?

Didi stands: recap, questions, bottom three. Yes! Two for two so far.

Big Mike stands sans pink rattail: recap, questions to the judges, after Ryan teases me, Big Mike is safe. Then he picks Ryan up ALL THE WAY into the air.

Crystal is next: recap and safe.

Tim and Andrew are left and asked to stand. Recap for Tim, questions for Kara, Tim has a great attitude! Andrew gets his recap and Tim is in the bottom three.

I called the entire bottom three!! Woo hoo for me!

Katie is sent back to safety now and it's just Tim and Didi in the bottom.

Diddy Dirty Money??? Hello, good morning? THIS is crappy lip-syncing at it's worst...or would that be best? How many seizures did this performance cause across America?

Okay! Do I REALLY have to continue blogging this year?? It sucks sooooo bad. I'm not sure I can do it any more. Let me know your thoughts.

OH! It's P. Ditty with Dirty Money! I thought that looked like P. Ditty. I guess he's just going by Diddy now? Whatever.

YES!!!  Didi is going home!! I got everything right!!!!!!!!

Well, Didi is "in danger" of going home...damn Save. I'm sure the judges won't use it.

And I'm right! Didi is gone!